Tabs everywhere, brain nowhere. I’m just slamming Alt + Tab like it’s a panic button, and, look, if you haven’t lost a draft to sticky keys in a public place, have you even lived? The barista saw me meltdown over a shortcut fail and I just… nodded, like, “Yep, this is my life now.” Why […]

Look, I’ve wasted entire afternoons on “productivity hacks” videos—don’t even get me started on the ones that promise you’ll master Blender in a weekend. Three hours in and I still couldn’t unwrap a single polygon. That’s when it finally hit me: most so-called shortcuts are just white noise. Judging by my DMs, I’m not the […]

Sticky notes are everywhere again—on my desk, on the fridge, some stuck to my shoe, whatever. Someone just asked if I ever actually bookmark anything useful, like those oddly specific YouTube tutorials everyone claims will change your life in three minutes. I mean, apparently, these “step-saving” fixes are getting bookmarked so fast it’s like a […]

You keep an “emergency” tutorial fixes folder too, right? I mean, is that just me? Because lately, with deadlines suffocating every waking hour, I swear I’ve spent more time duct-taping together weird little solutions than actually doing the real work. Call it cheating if you want, but—ugh, I saw some PMI study, whatever, project managers […]

There’s this wild thing I keep noticing—Instagram and Pinterest are overflowing with “easy crafts for beginners,” but somehow people still just dive into yarn or glue or whatever without actually reading the tutorial. Like, do they think the glue gun’s gonna guide them spiritually? It’s not quirky, it’s just… chaos. I mean, every single experienced […]

Can’t even find my mouse half the time—pens everywhere, sticky notes hiding under the keyboard, and I swear my spare charger’s developing sentience. So, what’s the miracle cure now? Not another “five steps to a new you” list, thank god. Suddenly, every workspace tutorial is screaming about just clearing your whole desk in one go, […]