Why is my closet basically a landfill, no matter how many times I dump stuff at Goodwill? I swear I declutter, but then I go looking for a charger and just find a tangle of mystery cords and a single glove. Built-in storage, floating shelves jammed into that useless corner—honestly, they do a lot more […]

Here’s the thing: every December, like clockwork, I’m on my knees under the tree, cursing at a box of tangled lights and, inevitably, I end up raiding my junk drawer for painter’s tape or my kid’s blunt school scissors. Maybe it’s just me, but I doubt it. I swear, holiday decorators everywhere are ditching all […]

Okay, so apparently I’m not the only one who’s started hoarding empty jars and digging through the recycling for “craft supplies.” Is this a midlife crisis, or did the economy just quietly collapse behind my back? I don’t know. But every time I talk to friends, they’re bragging about how they haven’t bought real craft […]

Glue sticks? Gone. Not that I’m hoarding them, but yeah, I just wanted one—suddenly I’m squeezing this plant-based stuff out of a bottle that smells like salad dressing. “Raw material shortage,” they say, but that’s just code for “good luck finding what you actually want.” Wool? Now it’s from the neighbor’s llama. Glass beads? Some […]

There’s this wild thing I keep noticing—Instagram and Pinterest are overflowing with “easy crafts for beginners,” but somehow people still just dive into yarn or glue or whatever without actually reading the tutorial. Like, do they think the glue gun’s gonna guide them spiritually? It’s not quirky, it’s just… chaos. I mean, every single experienced […]

Keys, always gone. I don’t know where. Socks? Never matched, not even once, not even when I buy new ones. I keep thinking, hey, maybe if I get one of those over-the-door caddies, I’ll finally stop stepping on a squeaky dog toy at 6 a.m., but then, yeah, I’ll just trip on a phone charger […]

Can’t even find my mouse half the time—pens everywhere, sticky notes hiding under the keyboard, and I swear my spare charger’s developing sentience. So, what’s the miracle cure now? Not another “five steps to a new you” list, thank god. Suddenly, every workspace tutorial is screaming about just clearing your whole desk in one go, […]

So, yeah, the box of fairy lights basically exploded across my living room again. Why do I even bother coiling them? There’s that TikTok thing about jamming them inside toilet paper rolls—like, is that actually a hack or just desperation? Wild how suddenly the empty roll is more important than the lights themselves. Everywhere you […]

Alright, so here’s what’s bugging me: I walk into the hardware store for plywood—same spot, same aisle, same fluorescent headache as always—and suddenly, poof, either it’s missing or the price tag looks like a dare. I watched a manager in Minneapolis basically yanking old-school stuff off the shelves, muttering about insane inflation and tariffs making […]